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One Scene per Episode » TOW Joey’s Bag (S5E13)

Joey: But it is odd how a women’s purse looks good on me, a man.

Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!

Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.

Rachel: No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.

Joey: Well, I ain’t gonna say no to that.

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kernfeely:

you know the ‘i know what you did. it makes me sick. i’m going to tell.’ note mary alice got in desperate housewives leading up to her suicide? i think i might write loads and leave them in people i know’s letterboxes and if they don’t get the reference and they are worried about the threat then they deserve it for not watching the same shows as me.

stuffvincelikes:

GOLDEN HOUSEWIVES

stuffvincelikes:

GOLDEN HOUSEWIVES


« I know you’ve moved on and I hope that you’ll be happy. Because you, Lynette… You’ll always be the love of my life. »

« I know you’ve moved on and I hope that you’ll be happy. Because you, Lynette… You’ll always be the love of my life. »

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DAMMIT CARL

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shotguneyes:

Rachel & Ross

shotguneyes:

Rachel & Ross

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btwshutup:

same

btwshutup:

same

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c-j-mckee:

Desperate Housewives: Then and Now.

texasredneck:

Rest in peace, Kathryn Joosten. You were a neighbor to us all.

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Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft star-shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.

— RIP Kathryn Joosten (via aspark-topiercethedark)
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Desperate Housewives

  • Favourite female character: Gabrielle Solis and Lynette
  • Favourite male character: Mike and Tom
  • Favourite actress: Felicity Huffman and Eva Longoria
  • Favourite actor: James Denton
  • Most pretty character: Gaby
  • Most handsome character: Oh Mike, of course! 
  • Least favourite character: David Dash 
  • Favourite season: Uhm, probably 3 or 4
  • Least favourite season: Season 7
  • Favourite episode: The tornado! Or when Eli Scruggs dies! No, my absolute favorite was the series finale. Amazing. 
  • Favourite mystery: I liked the Orsons mom-mystery, and Mary Alice in season 1. 
  • Least favourite mystery: Season 2 with the Applewhites. 
  • Favourite villain: uhm, I have no idea. 
  • Favourite disaster: The tornado! So well done. 
  • Favourite romantic ship: Lynette/Tom forever!
  • Worst ship: Tom and Jane
  • Favourite family ship: The Scavos
  • Favourite friend ship: The four of the housewives. 
  • Storyline/arc you’d like to see: Nothing. Everything was just perfect the way it was. It would be cool with a flood or something though. 
  • Worst death: Mike. I cried for hours…